If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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I need you to use more vowels.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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