Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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