i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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