After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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