your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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