His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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