Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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