does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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