Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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