I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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