Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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