But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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