She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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