I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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