What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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