I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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