so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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