OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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