i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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