Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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