he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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