Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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