I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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