so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize