Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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