This girl is more easily done than said...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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