so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
