butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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