I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
