Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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