I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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