I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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