Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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