Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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