no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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