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say what?
wanna hang out?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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