well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
birth control should be required to get into college
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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