Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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