Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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