I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
She said her name was "party"
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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