Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
