they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
