i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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