Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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