You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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