U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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