I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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