Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You are the jesus of drinking
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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