My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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