This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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