id be glad to
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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