apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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