The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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