How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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