Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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