walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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