How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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