i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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