these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
