in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
